Me And My Pals Were Going Up The Town

Thought There Was Nothing That Could Get Us Down

Two Litres Of Cider Before We Went Out

I'm Hoping To Break This Terrible Drought... But!


The Bouncer Said "Got Any I.D?"

I Didn't So He Humbl't Me!


We're Not Getting In Anywhere (F*** The Bouncers)

I Said "F*** You!", 'cause I Don't Care (F*** The Bouncers)

We're Not Getting In Anywhere (F*** The Bouncers)

I Said "F*** You!", 'cause I Don't Care (F*** The Bouncers)


He's Fat, He's Bald, He's A Fascist Prick

He'll Only Let You In If You Suck His Dick

Well He's Only Trying To Do His Job

But That's No Excuse To Whip Out His Knob...


The Bouncer Said "Got Any I.D?"

I Didn't So He Humbl't Me!


We're Not Getting In Anywhere (F*** The Bouncers)

I Said "F*** You!", 'cause I Don't Care (F*** The Bouncers)

We're Not Getting In Anywhere (F*** The Bouncers)

I Said "F*** You!", 'cause I Don't Care (F*** The Bouncers)


(solo)


We're Not Getting In Anywhere (F*** The Bouncers)

I Said "F*** You!", 'cause I Don't Care (F*** The Bouncers)

We're Not Getting In Anywhere (F*** The Bouncers)

I Said "F*** You!", 'cause I Don't Care (F*** The Bouncers)

We're Not Getting In Anywhere (F*** The Bouncers)

I Said "F*** You!", 'cause I Don't Care (F*** The Bouncers)

We're Not Getting In Anywhere (F*** The Bouncers)

I Said "F*** You!", 'cause I Don't Care (F*** The Bouncers)