[tom]

I Want To F*** A Dog In The Ass


[mark]

He Wants To F*** A Dog In The Ass


[tom]

I Wanna F*** A Dog

I Tried To F*** Your Mom In The Ass

Tried To F*** Your Dad In The Ass

Could Only Find The Dog....and His Ass


[mark And Tom]

We Wanna F*** A Dog In The Ass

We Wanna F*** A Dog In The Ass

We Wanna F*** A Dog


[tom]

I Tried To F*** A F***ing Pirate In The Ass


[mark]

Aarrh Me And Me First Mate Asurvy Cur


[tom]

Tried To F*** A F***ing Pirate

But I've Found The Dog


[mark, In Mexican Accent]

Ahh That Was No Pirate Man That Was Thine Own Sister


[music Stops]


[mark]

Its A Mexican Pirate


[music Continues]


[mark And Tom]

We Want To F*** A Dog In The Ass

We Want To F*** A Dog In The Ass

Wanna F*** A F***ing Dog


[mark]

F*** You