Verse 1:

Yesterday, My Owner Gave Me A Bath

Because It Said I Was Dirty

It Was Not A Good Thing.

I Got Scared And Got Water All Over Me.



Chorus

I Hate Baths, They Make My Fur All Wet

I Hate Baths, Do You Get Them When You're A Bad Pet

I Hate Baths, Forever And Ever And Ever And Ever



Verse 2:

When I Was Done My Bath,

My Owner Wanted To Dry Me Off..

First It Was A Towel,

And Then My Owner Got The Hair Dryer,



Chorus:

I Hate Baths, They Make My Fur All Wet

I Hate Baths, Do You Get Them When You're A Bad Pet

I Hate Baths, Forever And Ever And Ever And Ever



Verse 3:

After Turning On The Hair Dryer

Then I Got Too Hot.

So I Decided To Take My Paw

I Did And I Swiped The Hair Dryer.



Chorus 2:

I Hate Hair Dryers, I Like Swip At Them

I Hate Hair Dryers, I Even Hissed At It

I Hate Baths, Forever And Ever And Ever And Ever