Why Be Sweet, Why Be Careful, Why Be Kind?
A Man Has Only One Thing On His Mind...
Why Ask Politely, Why Go Lightly, Why Say Please?
They Only Want To Get You On Your Knees!
There's A Few Things That I Never Could Believe:

A Woman When She Weeps,
A Merchant When He Swears,
A Thief Who Says He'll Pay
A Lawyer When He Cares,
A Snake When He Is Sleeping,
A Drunkard When He Prays.
I Don't Believe You Go To Heaven When You're Good;
Everything Goes To Hell, Anyway!

Laissez-faire Mi Amour, Ce La Vie.
Shall I Return To Shore Or Swim Back Out To Sea?
The World Don't Care What A Sailor Does In Town,
It's All Hanging In The Windows By The Pound.
I Don't Believe You Go To Heaven When You're Good;
Everything Goes To Hell, Anyway!

I Only Want To Hear You Purr And To Hear You Moan.
You Have Another Man Who Brings The Money Home!
I Don't Want Dishes In The Sink,
Don't Ask Me What I Feel Or What I Think.
There's A Few Things That I Never Could Believe:

A Woman When She Weeps,
A Merchant When He Swears,
A Thief Who Says He'll Pay
A Lawyer When He Cares,
A Snake When He Is Sleeping,
A Drunkard When He Prays.
I Don't Believe You Go To Heaven When You're Good;
Everything Goes To Hell, Anyway!

Everything Goes To Hell, Anyway!
Oh, Everything Goes To Hell, Anyway!