Is That Scott And Tim,or Gilbert And Lewis

I Let Them In The Band,didn't Know That They'd Screw Us

Mike Mahan Had No Brains,tim Has No Spine

Fred's A Fucking Asshole,and Paul Would Always Whine



First We Had A Spic,a Pollack,and A Geek

Who'll Play Guitar For Anal Cunt Next Week

Seth's An Alcoholic,tim Can't Play Drums

Everyone In Anal Cunt Is Dumb



Fred Had His Hair In Those Stupid Fucking Braids

Tim Has A Kid,but He Never Gets Laid

John Dyed His Hair,so We Kicked Him Out Of The Band

Scott's Got A Dumb Tattoo On His Hand