You Want Some More Of This, Bitch?
Back In The Heezy... We Could Do This All Year Long
(I′m Just A Regular, Everyday Normal Motherf**ker)
I Told You In The First Song, I'll Tell You In Another
(I′m Just A Regular, Everyday Normal Motherf**ker)
I Don't Have A Girlfriend, My Hand's My Only Lover
(I′m Just A Regular, Everyday Normal Motherf**ker)
One Night A Week My Mom Likes To Cook Me Supper
(I′m Just A Regular, Everyday Normal Motherf**ker)
And Michael Keaton Was My Favorite Batman

I Was Walking Down The Street Just The Other Day
I Saw These Two Fine Bitches, They Were Walking My Way
"Yo, What You Girls Doing Tonight?" Is What I Wanted To Say
But Suddenly I Panicked, My Voice Started To Shake
So I Put My Head Down, And I Just Walked Away
I Had A Bus To Catch Anyway, It Worked Out Great
Got On The Bus, Put My Headphones On, And Pressed Play
Sheryl Crow, James Blunt, And Motherf**king Ace Of Bass
Yo, What Can I Say? It's Just A Day In My Life
I′m Up Early In The Morning, In Bed Early At Night
To Be Productive At Work, I Got To Be Well Rested
Yeah, Motherf**ker, You Heard What I Just Said

(I'm Just A Regular, Everyday Normal Motherf**ker)
I Don′t Like Margarine, I Much Prefer The Taste Of Butter
(I'm Just A Regular, Everyday Normal Motherf**ker)
My Favorite Movies As A Kid Were Superman And Ghostbusters
(I′m Just A Regular, Everyday Normal Motherf**ker)
I Have A Hard Time Opening My Eyes Underwater
(I'm Just A Regular, Everyday Normal Motherf**ker)
And I'm Not A Huge Nicolas Cage Fan

I′m From A Lower-middle Class Family
Me And My Brothers And Sisters Played Hide-and-seek
I Have Good Memories From My Childhood, Bitch
My Favorite Toy Was My F**king Firetruck, Bitch
I Used To Play With That Motherf**ker All Day Long
Until I Learned About Sex From The Sears Catalog
And Then I Played With My Motherf**ker All Day Long
About Ten Times A Day, Man, All Year Long
My Favorite Song, Motherf**ker, I Don′t Like To Admit It
Is A Celine Dion Song From The Movie Titanic

(Every Night In My Dreams, I See You, I Feel You)
Every Time I Hear That F**king Shit, A Tear Comes To My Eye
Why The F**k Did Leonardo DiCaprio Have To Die?
Yo, I'm Not Afraid To Say That I′m A Sensitive Guy
Sticks And Stones Break My Bones
But It's The Words That Make Me Cry
Like That Time In Grade Three
When A Girl Called Me Stupid Face
She Really Hurt Me, Why′d She Call Me Stupid Face?
Is My Face Stupid? How's That Even Possible?
A Person Could Be Stupid, But A Face, That′s Impossible
Shit Happens All The Time, And You Learn How To Deal With It
Regular, Everyday, Normal F**king Bullshit

(I'm Just A Regular, Everyday Normal Motherf**ker)
When I Get Into A Fight, I Usually Leave On A Stretcher
(I'm Just A Regular, Everyday Normal Motherf**ker)
When I Got Nothing To Say, I Usually Talk About The Weather
(I′m Just A Regular, Everyday Normal Motherf**ker)
I Like The First Back To The Future, But The Second One Was Better
(I′m Just A Regular, Everyday Normal Motherf**ker)
I Like Red Peppers Better Than The Green Ones

Ooh-hoo, Saving Up My Money To Go Buy A New Dishwasher
Mine Broke About Six Months Ago... Motherf**ker
Go, Go, Go, Go, Go Shorty
It's Your Birthday
Go Party Like It′s Your Birthday
I Wasn't Invited, But It′s Okay
I'll Just Stay At Home, And Play Some Video Games