Got My Cockburned
Can-con Pariah
No RushTwain Not Mark
That′s Shania
This Alphebetized List You Can Easily Soak In
It's Tragically Hipless
The Social Scene′s Broken

A Is Arcade Fire, They Live In New Orleans
B Is Barenaked Ladies, Teach Us What Bore Means
C Is Celine Who's So Cheesy But Sings Good
D Is For Drake, Guess He Lives Like Old Kings Would
E Is Esmerine, What's The Genre There, Who Knows
F Is For Feist, Rich And Wins All The Junos
G Is For Gord, Either Downey Or Lightfoot
H Is For Hedley, Date Rape Drugs They Might Put

Date Rape Drugs They Might Put

I Is For Indie Intellectual (Pseudo)
J Is For Justin, That′s Bieber, Not Trudeau
K Is For K′naan, Sorry K-os, You're Bacon
L Is For Leonard, Cause C For Cohen Was Taken
M Is For Murray, That′s Lightburn Or Anne
N Is For The Nickelback You Get From Soundscan
O Is O Canada, Our Anthem So Catchy
P Is P. Watson, Sang Falsetto Till His Voice Got A Little Scratchy

Q Is That Music Show That Everyone Shits On
R Is Randy Bachman, He Once Had That Hit Song
S Is For Socalled, Slept On By Factor
T Is For Tanya. Tanya Tagaq (Ter)
U Is Uzeb Who Once Ruled A Scene
V Is The Vigne In Avril Lavigne
W Is Weeknd, What He Cut The Dreds For
Y Is For Young, Who Made Zuma, Which Zed's For

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Got My Cockburned
Can-con Pariah
No Rush
Twain Not Mark
That′s Shania
This Alphebetized List You Can Easily Soak In
It's Tragically Hipless
The Social Scene′s Broken