I'm Gonna Steal Your Girlfriend

I Went To My Boys House I Met His Sister

I Knew Right Then I Had To Get With Her

She Had A Boyfriend He Wasn't Worthy

His Friends All Say He's A Wannabe Junkie

I Know That This Might Be Wrong But…

I'm Gonna Steal Your Girlfriend

I Know I Will Steal Your Girlfriend

I Don't Really Know Her; Her Boyfriend's Richer

But I Find Her Smile So Irresistible

She's A Little Younger, But I Like That

Her Brother Thinks That I Got A Chance

We Call Her The Gank Queen

And I Can Deal With Her Mood Swings

She Thinks Animal Are Vibrating

It's Just A Stupid Piece Of Technology

I Know This'll Be A Big Challenge But

I'm Gonna Steal Your Girlfriend

I'm Gonna Steal Your Bitch