I've Been Driving In My Car, It's Not Quite A Jaguar

I Bought It In Primrose Hill From A Bloke From Brazil

It Was Made In Fifty-nine In A Factory By The Tyne

It Says Morris On The Door, The G.P.O. Owned It Before

I Drive In It For My Job, The Governor Calls Me A Slob

But I Don't Really Care, Give Me Some Gas And The Open Air



It's A Bit Old But It's Mine, I Mend It In My Spare Time

Just Last Week I Changed The Oil, The Rocker Valves And The Coil

Just Last Week I Changed The Oil

Last Week It Went Round The Clock, I Also Had A Little Knock

I Dented Somebody's Fender, He Learnt Not To Park On A Bender, Ha Ha Ha



I've Been Driving In My Car, It Don't Look Much But I've Been Far

I Drive Up To Muswell Hill, I've Even Been To Selsey Bill

I Drove Along The A45, I Had Her Up To 58

This Copper Stopped Me The Other Day, You're Mistaken What Could I Say

The Tyres Were A Little Worn, They Were O.K., I Could Have Sworn

I Like Driving In My Car, I'm Satisfied I've Got This Far



I Like Driving In My Car, It Don't Look Much But I've Been Far

I Like Driving In My Car, Even With A Flat Tyre

I Like Driving In My Car, It's Not Quite A Jaguar

I Like Driving In My Car, I'm Satisfied I've Got This Far