He Was The Satisfied Employee

Lots Of So Hard Work And No Salary

The Quickly Thrown Out Christmas Tree

What About All The Loving And The Sympathy

You're Just A Disappointed Little Birthday Child

Although Your Presents Didn't Please You

And You Start To Cry

And Tonight, What Are You Going To Do Tonight?



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Drive Dead Slow Cause The Road Is Slippy

Drive Dead Slow Cause It's Still Slippy

Keep It So Low Tonight



She's The Comedian Queen With A Cruel Joke

A False Alarm And A Poisoned Coke

The Relentless Killer Without Regrets

And None Of Us Phone To Say, What A Threat

She Wheels You Out,

She'll Leave You There

When It Starts To Blow,

She'll Come And She'll Go

And Tonight, What Are You Going To Do Tonight?



[Chorus]



And He Knows How To Smile

When She's Feeling Quilt

Oh Please Leave All The Hard Words Behind



[Chorus]



Tonite!