I Eat Food To Satisfy My Hunger
I Drink Water To Quench My Thirst
I Use My Mouth And Air To Blow Balloon Up
I Prick With Pin To Watch It Burst
To Make Noise I Use My Breathe
To Unlock Doors I Use A Key
When I'm Looking For Something I Use My Eyes
I Use Booze To Unlock Me

I Sweep So I Can Sleep
I Sweep So I Can Sleep

Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep

I Wear Shoes So I Can Run
As To Avoid The Broken Glass
I Wear The Pants Because They Suit Me
And To Discourage The Pinchin' Of Ass
I'll Tell A Joke To Make You Laugh
I'll Close The Door To Have A Cry
They Say That Change And Pain Is A Positive Thing
Have I Changed Since You Died

I Sweep So I Can Sleep
I Sweep So I Can Sleep

Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep

Don't Ask Me Why I Smoke
I Don't Know
But I Drink To Get Drunk

Don't Ask Me Why I Smoke
I Don't Know
But I Drink To Get Drunk

Don't Ask Me Why I Smoke
I Don't Know
But I Drink To Get Drunk

Don't Ask Me Why I Smoke
I Don't Know
But I Drink To Get Drunk