I Was Sitting At A Red Light
|I Was Waiting For A Green Light
Up Pulls This El Dorado With Plates
That Said "diablo"
With A Guy, Looked Like An Undertaker
Smile On His Face, Leaned Out The Window
And Said:
"Hey Hayseed, You Wanna Race?"
Will I Had Nothing Better To Do Since My Baby
Gave Me That Big F.U.
So I Said "All Right Buddy, Right Back In Your Face.
I'll Race You To The End Of The World Just Tell
Me - What Are The Stakes?"
He Rolled His Back Window Down, I Saw
Something Big And Brown
It Was A Big Ol' Rottweiler Stuck His Head
Out To Look Around
And I Knew Who I Was Racing, The Light Turned
Green I Punched That Hammer Down
I Got About A Quarter Mile I Looked To My Left
And I Saw Him Smile
He Was All Ov