Registered Mail...special Delivery
OH NO
You're Gonna Hafta Sign Fer This, Buddy
OH NO
I Know You're In There, Ya Little Sumbitch
OH NO
Goddam Little Communist...
*(weep, Weep, Weep)*

I Don't Wanna Get Drafted
I Don't Wanna Go
I Don't Wanna Get Drafted
PHOOEY!

I Don't Wanna Get Drafted
I Don't Wanna Go
I Don't Wanna Get Drafted
NO-OH-WOH-OH-WOH...

Roller Skates 'n Disco
It's A Lot Of Fun
I'm Too Young 'n Stupid
To Operate A Gun

*LaCelia Jackson! Come On Down!*
I DON'T WANNA GET DRAFTED
*Nancy Butterworth! Come On Down!*
*You're The Next Contestants On*
*SOOOOO WHAT!*
I DON'T WANNA GET DRAFTED
*And, But, Also...*
I DON'T WANNA GET DRAFTED
*A New Car!*
I DON'T WANNA GET DRAFTED
*But That's Not All...*

My-y-y Sister Don't Wanna Get Drafted
She Don't Wanna Go
My Sister Don't Wanna Get Drafted
My-y-y Sister Don't Wanna Get Drafted
She Don't Wanna Go
My Sister Don't Wanna Get Drafted

Wars Are Really Ugly
They're Dirty And They're Cold
I Don't Want Nobody
To Shoot Me In The Fox Hole...fox Hole

Aiieeeeeeeee...shot In The Fox Hole
Aiieeeeeeeee...shot In The Fox Hole
Aiieeeeeeeee...shot In The Fox Hole
Aiieeeeeeeee...shot In The Fox Hole

*"Leave My Nose Alone, Please..."*