Got The Monday Mornin' Blues (Yeah, Yeah, Yeah)
Monday Wasn't Really Real (Yeah, Yeah)
Oh, Lying On A Naked Bed (Yeah, Yeah, Yeah)
With An Alka Seltzer Head (Yeah, Yeah)

Oh, Lucy Looked Sweet Just A-strollin' Down Newport Street
Talkin' 'bout Lu,what Ya Gon' Do?
And I Feel So Bad
Have You Ever Been Had?
I'll Dry Out Sweet Lucy

Took An Early Morning Shower (Yeah, Yeah, Yeah)
Well, I Wasted 'bout Half An Hour (Yeah, Yeah)
I Heard The Ringing Of The Bell (Yeah, Yeah, Yeah)
It's Lucy With The Cleaning Towel (Yeah, Yeah)
Oh, I'm Feelin' Like The Sunday Times (Yeah, Yeah, Yeah)
A Southern Californian Wine (Yeah, Yeah)
Oh Lucy Kicked Me In The Hole (Yeah, Yeah, Yeah)
A Tennis Worth Of Achin' Bones (Ooh-ooh)

Oh Lucy Looked Sweet Just A-strollin' Down Newport Street
Lord, Lu, What Ya Gonna Do?
I Feel So Bad
Have You Ever Been Had?
Got A Dose From Sweet Lucy

Oh Lucy Looked Sweet Just A-strollin' Down Newport Street
Talkin Bout Lu (who?) What Ya Gonna Do?

Oh And I Feeling So Bad
Have You Ever Been Had?
Oh By Sweet Lucy