Eleven Times I Been Busted, Eleven Times I Been To Jail
Some Of The Times I Been There Nobody Could Go My Bail
Well It Seems To Me, Lord That This Ol' Boy Just Don't Fit
Well I Can Jump In A Rosebush And Come Out Smelling Like Sh...

Those Misters Dressed In Blue Never Done So Right By Me
Some Of The Times I Was Innocent But The Judge Said Guilty
I'm Not One To Complain Now Son I Tell You True
When The Black Cat Cross Your Trail, Lord
It Comes In Misery Times Two

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Double Trouble--that's What My Friends All Call Me
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I Said, Double Trouble
T-R-O-U-B-L-E

Well I Was Born Down In The Gutter
With A Temper As Hot As Fire
Spent Ninety Days On A Peat Farm Just Doin' The County's Time
Well Now, Even Mama Said Son You're Bad News
And It Won't Be Too Long Before Someone Puts One Through You

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