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Say Hey A & R This Is Mister Rhythm And Blues

He Said Hello And Put Me On Hold

To Say The Least The Cat Was Cold

He Said Don't Call Us Child We'll Call You.



I Said You Got My Number

He Said Yeah I Got It When You Walked In The Door

Don't Call Us, We'll Call You

Don't Call Us, We'll Call You.



I Got Your Name From A Friend Of A Friend

Who Said He Used To Work With You

Remember The All Night Creature From Stereo Ninety Two

Yeah I Said Could You Relate To Our Quarter Track Tape

You Know The Band Performs In The Nude

He Said Uh Huh Don't Call Us Child We'll Call You.



Listen Kid You Paid For The Call

You Ain't Bad But We've Heard It All Before

Yeah It Sounds Like John, Paul And George



Any Way We Cut A Hit And We Toured A Bit

With A Song He Said He Couldn't Use.

And Now He Calls And Begs And Crawls

It's Telephone Deja Vu

We Got Percentage Points And Lousy Joints

And All The Glitter We Can Use

Mama So Uh Huh Don't Call Us, Now We'll Call You.



Listen Kid You Paid For The Call

You Ain't Bad But I've Heard It All Before

Don't Call Us, We'll Call You.