Free Advice Is Expensive

From Those Eager To Dispense It

And Then You Go And Take It To Heart

So Whatever The Crisis

And Their Cliché Advice Is

Where Are They When Your Life Falls Apart?



(But I'm Not The)

One You

Wanna Listen To

'cause I'm The Only One Who'll Say…



CHORUS:



Don't Be Yourself

Be Anybody Else But You

'cause I Don't Like Who You've Turned Into

Oh, DON'T BE YOU

Don't Be Yourself

Be Anybody Else But You

You're The One You'll Never Live Up To

So Whatever You Do

DON'T BE YOU



I Only Have Aversion

For Those Fashionably A Virgin

Saving It For Someone They Don't Know

Conveniently Celibate

But Soon You'll Say “the Hell With It”

It's The Latest Thing You Can't Wait To Outgrow



(But I'm Not The)

One You

Wanna Listen To

'cause I'm The Only One Who'll Say…



CHORUS



I Don't Like Who You've Become

You've Turned Into Someone

I Don't Want To Know

I Don't Want To Know



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