When I Was A Child Staring At The Tube

I Saw Sex, Violence And Death On The News

One Day I Saw The Duke Kill Someone

Daddy Said Don't Worry Boy, They're Just Acting Son



All I Want Is Attention From Somebody

Somebody Pay Attention To Me

Like Them Actors I Got No Shame

I Want My Fifteen Minutes Of Fame



Doin' As I See On My TV

Doin' As I See On My TV



Can I Get On The News If I Kill My Wife?

Would You Respect Me More If I Took My Life?

I Tried To Act And My Career Just Flopped

So I Beat Up My Neighbors And I Got On "Cops"



All I Want's A Millions Bucks From Somebody

Somebody Pay A Million Bucks To Me



I Could Shoot And Rape And Kill

And Buy Me A House In Beverly Hills, Please?



Doin' As I See On My TV

Doin' As I See On My TV



I'd Even Do A Porno Flick, Like All Them Hollywood Chicks

I'm Doin' It As I See On My TV



Took My Girl To Rent A Porno Movie

I Thought That It'd Be Kinda Groovy

I Thought That'd This Impress My Lover

And There She Was Right On The Cover!



All I Want Is Attention From Somebody

Somebody Pay Attention To Me

I'm A Man I Got No Shame

I Want My Fifteen Minutes Of Fame



Doin' As I See On My TV

Doin' As I See On My TV



Hell I'd Even Do A Porno Flick, Like My Hero Rocky Did



Doin' As I See On My TV



Whistling, Gargling



Spoken: I Am Not Aware!