I Change My Clothes Ten Times Before I Take You On A Date
I'm In A Cold Sweat, I Panic, And It Makes Me Late
I Knew You Never Asked For This
I Know
My Shots Will Always Misfire
My Shots Will Always Miss

Does Everyone Stare This Way At You?
I Only Look This Way At You

I Change My Clothes Ten Times Before I Take You On A Date
I Get The Heebie-jeebies, And My Panic Makes Me Late
I Break Into A Cold Sweat Reaching For The Phone
I Let It Ring Twice Before I Chicken Out And Decide You're Not At Home

Does Everyone Stare The Way I Do?
I Only Stare This Way At You

I Never Noticed The Size Of My Feet
Until I Kicked You In The Shins
Will You Ever Forgive Me
For The Shape I'm In
For The Shape I'm In

Does Everyone Stare The Way I Do?
I Only Stare This Way At You

I'm Gonna Write You A Sonnet But I Don't Know Where To Start
I'm So Used To Laughing At The Things In My Heart
Last Of All I'm Sorry 'cos You Never Asked For This
I Can See I'm Not Your Type And My Shot Will Always Miss

Does Everyone Stare The Way I Do?
I Only Stare This Way At You