Friday Night And I'm Ready To Score.

Lookin For A Cheap Dirty Whore.

I'm So Horny I Need Some Pussy Tonight.

And I Don't Care If It's Loose Or It's Tight.



My Cock Is Huge And I'm Over 18

Tho I May Smell Like Vaseline...

Come On Baby Wont Ya Show Me Some Class?

Be A Good Girl Take It In The Ass.

And Gimme Your Disease.



She Was The Best Fuck That I Ever Had.

Sweet Smell Of Sex.. I Think She Had Gas?

Her Head Was Rockin While She Was Givin Me Head.

That's When I Noticed My Cock Was Blood Red.



I May Be Dumb But I'm Not Naieve.

And It's Not Good When Your Penis Bleeds!

I Looked At Her And Said "What The Fuck?"

"That's What Ya Get For 20 Bucks"

"ya Get A Fuckin Disease..."



I Asked The Doctor Just What I Had.

She Gave Me Herpes, Gonorehha And Crabs.

If I Could Ya I'd Do It Again.

Coz Now I Got A Crotch Full Of Friends.

I Got A Fuckin Disease.



But Now There's One Thing That I Understand.

Sex Is Safer With Your Hand.

It's Friday Night Got A Magazine.

And My Trusty Jar Of Vaseline.

And My Fucking Disease....