Well He's Not Very Handsome To Look At
Oh He's Shaggy And He Eats Like A Hog
And He's Always Killin' My Chickens
That Dirty Old Egg-suckin' Dog

Egg-suckin' Dog
I'm Gonna Stomp Your Head In The Ground
If You Don't Stay Out Of My Hen House
You Dirty Old Egg-suckin' Hound

Now If He Don't Stop Eatin' My Eggs Up
Though I'm Not A Real Bad Guy
I'm Gonna Get My Riffle And Send Him
To That Great Chicken House In The Sky

Egg-suckin' Dog
Your Always Hangin' Around
But You'd Better Stay Out Of My Hen House
You Dirty Old Egg-suckin' Hound