I've Seen A Lot Of Women Who Haven't Had Much Luck

I've Seen You Looking Like You've Been Run Down By A Truck

That Ain't Nice To Say Sometimes I Guess I'm Really Hard

But I'm Gonna Put Buckshots In Your Pants If You Step Into My Yard



When I Watch The Police Come By And Move You On

Well I Sometimes Wonder What's Beneath The Mess You've Become

Well You May Have Been A Pioneer In The Trade Of Women's Wear

But All You Got Was A Mop Up Job Washing Other People's Stairs



I'm Gonna Tell The World, You're A Dirty Little Girl

Someone Grab That Bitch By The Ears

Rub Her Down Scrub Her Back

And Turn Her Inside Out

`Cause I Bet She Hasn't Had A Bath In Years



Here's My Own Belief About All The Dirty Girls

That You Have To Clean The Oyster To Find The Pearl

And Like Rags That Belong To You I Belong To Myself

So Don't Show Up Around Here Till Your Social Worker's Helped