Flowers And Wine Is What I Thought I Would Find
When I Came Home From Working Tonight
Well Now Here I Stand, Over This Frying Pan
And You Want A Cold One Again

I Bought These New Heels, Did My Nails
Had My Hair Done Just Right
I Thought This New Dress Was A Sure Bet
For Romance Tonight
Well It's Perfectly Clear,between The TV And Beer
I Won't Get So Much As A Kiss
As I Head For The Door I Turn Around To Be Sure
Did I Shave My Legs For This?

Now When We First Met You Promised You'd Get
A House On A Hill With A Pool
Well This Trailer Stays Wet And Were Swimmin' In Debt
And You Want Me To Go Back To School

I Bought These New Heels,did My Nails
Had My Hair Done Just Right
I Thought This New Dress Was A Sure Bet
For Romance Tonight
Well It's Perfectly Clear,between The TV And Beer
I Won't Get So Much As A Kiss
As I Head For The Door I Turn Around To Be Sure
Did I Shave My Legs For This?
Darlin Did I Shave My Legs For This?