I Don't Want To Urinate On Myself
I Don't Want To Urinate On Anyone Else
Well, I Guess That Really Doesn't Matter Anymore
Because I Can't Control My Bladder Anymore

Well, I Guess It All Depends (undergarments)
Well, I Guess It All Depends (undergarments)

Step Back In The Light
No More Soiled Nights Alone
But I Guess I Don't Have A Care
Because There's Not A Load In My Underwear

I'm Sick Of Offending Everyone I Meet (go, Go, Go, Go)
I'm Sick Of Crying Myself To Sleep On Rubber Sheets (go)
I Had An Accident Today
I Left A Soil On A Bus Seat, I Didn't Know What To Say

But, I Guess It All Depends (undergarments)
Well, I Guess It All Depends (undergarments)

Step Back Into Life (go, Go)
No More Soiled Nights Alone
Well, I Guess That I Don't Have A Care
If I Don't Have A Load In My Underwear