Dear Penis

I Dont Think I Like You Anymore



You Used To Watch Me Shave

Now All You Do Is Stare At The Floor



Oh Dear Penis

I Dont Like You Anymore

It Used To Be You And Me

A Paper Towl And A Dirty Magazine

Thats All We Needed To Get Buy

Now It Seems Things Have Changed

I Think That Your The One To Blame

Dear Penis I Dont Like You Anymore



Now He Sings



Dear Rodney

I Dont Think I Like U Nemore

Cuz When You Get To Drinkin

You Put Me Places I Never Been Before

Dear Rodney

I Don't Like You Any More



Why Can We Just Get A Grip

On Our Man To Hand Relationship

And Come To Tems With Truely How We Feel

If We Put Our Heads Together

We'd Just Stay Home 4ever



Dear Penis

I Think I Like U After All



Oh And Rodney

While Your Shavin Shave My Balls