Deadpan Like A Deadman
My Jokes Are Deadpan Like A Deadman
Deadpan Like A DeadmanMy Jokes Are Deadpan Like A Deadman

Jimmy Carr Is An All Star
He′s Deadpan Like A Deadman
Steven Wright Is An All Star
He's Deadpan Like A Deadman

My Jokes Go Over Their Heads
Like The Hat That Should Be On Top Of The Skinheads
They Don′t Understand My Humor
But In My Head I Know That I'm Cooler

Cause I Just Drop These One Liners
And They're Underrated Like They′re In The Minors
Playing Baseball In Triple A
I Drop These Jokes Every Day

The Kids In Class That Do Not Know Me
Think I′m A Loser And I'm Not Happy
But That′s Not The Case At All
I Just Like To Make People Lol

Cause It's Quiet In Class Then All Of A Sudden
The Weird Kid Says Something Kinda Random
Yes To Be Clear The Weird Kid Is Me
And Yes I Said Something Arbitrary

Deadpan Like A Deadman
My Jokes Are Deadpan Like A Deadman
Deadpan Like A Deadman
My Jokes Are Deadpan Like A Deadman