I Got My Twelve Sided Die And Im Ready To Roll With A Wizard And My Goblin Crew,
My Friends Are Comin Over To My Moms Basement Bringin Funyuns And The Mountain Dew,
I Got A Big Broad Sword Made Out Of Cardboard And That Stereo's A-pumpin Zeppelin,
Its That Time Of The Night We Turn On The Black Light Let The Dungeons And The Dragons Begin,
It's D&d!
Fighting With The Legends Of Yore.
It's D&d!
Never Kissed Lady Before (nope).
Now The Lord Of The Rings The Dark Crystal And Things,
We Use These As A Reference Tool,
And When We Put On Our Cloaks And Tell Warlock Jokes We're The Coolest Kids In The School...

No We're Not
I Know

Now Tiche's A Real Bastard But A Fair Dungeon Master,
He's Got Hit Points And Charisma To Lend,
I Rehearse In My Room Or What I Call The Dragons Tomb When Im Not Im With My Girlfriend,
Its D&d...wait...

Youve Got A Girlfriend?
Yeah. Yeah...no.

Its D&d!
Warriors That Terrify.
Its D&d!
Virgins Til The Day We...

1,2,3,4!

Die!