My Guy Is Really Something, He's Sensitive And Shy
My Guy Is Such A Bumpkin, It Doesn't Take Much To Make Him Cry.
If You Hurt Someone Helpless, It's Like Taking Away All His Toys,
He's Just A Cry Baby Boy.

My Guy Is Sentimental, He's Always Feeling Blue
He Can Be So Temperamental And I Don't Know What I Should Do.
If You Step On A Little Bug He Cries All Over The Floor,
He's Just A Cry Baby Bore.

Chorus:

I Don't Want To Hurt His Feelings,
But His Outbursts Have Me Really
Boo-hoo-hoo-ing All The Time,
If I Turn Out Like Him, I Think I'm Gonna Cry, Baby
La, La, La, La, La, La,
He's Such A Cry Baby,
La, La, La, La, La, La.

(Spoken:) And I'll Tell You Something Else

My Guy Is Such A Wet Noodle, He's Always Teary-eyed
He Acts Like A Real Cock-a-doodle, He Can't Even Tell You Why.
If You Just Play Him A Sappy Song, He Acts Like His Doggie Just Died,
He's Just A Cry Baby Guy.

(Spoken:) No Kidding, Oh Dear

My Guy Is Such A Whiner, He's Worse Than Baddie So
A Cockroach Seen In The Diner, And The Tears Flow Out Of The Blue.
And If I Ask Him To Knock It Off, He Goes And Cries In The Can,
He's Such A Cry Baby Man.

(chorus)

I Love A Cry Baby,
La, La, La, La, La, La.
He's Such A Cry Baby,
La, La, La, La, La, La.

(Spoken:) Would You Knock It Off Please? Thank You.