(Is That A Turntable? Well Get On It It's Your Turn)




Who Gets Laid The Chicken Or The Egg?



How About The MC That Has Just Been Led



To A Renegade Teacher Preacher Then He Got Stomped



Cause I'm A Feature Straight From The Bronx



Productions Better Known As Boogie Down



If I Was A King Right Now I'd Get Crowned



The Nice Is A Teacher Not A Prince Or A Rap Lord



I Even Write My Rhymes On A Blackboard



To Get Specific, And Probably Make You Understand



What Makes The 808 Plan



It's Simple, I'm A Round It Off Like This



That's How Many Stupid MC's I've Dissed



But If The Commence To Try Me I Won't Buy It



I'll Look Them Up And Down And I'll Say "Don't Even Try It"



Cause I Can Go On And On Without Breathing



The TR, Another Form Of BDP-eating



MC's Like Chunky, Moving Real Bluntly



Shaking And Baking MC's Like A Junky



Fiending, Hitting MC's Like They Was Cocaine



Calling Them John Doe, Meaning They Have No Name



I'll Spin You Like A Quarter, Drink You Like Water



Hit Below The Belt With Things You Never Thought Of



I Lay Down The Law That I Am A Slaughter



I Roll Like A Tital Wave, So You Oughta



Float Like A Sailboat, Move Like A Speedboat



In Water, Now Watch You Soak



Into A Rhyme Of Mine Until You Hit The Bottom



It's Heavy Like An Anchor, It's No Problem



For Me To Just Bake You, Eat You Like A Cookie



I Am A Profressional, Boy, You're Just A Rookie



I'm Here To Sing A Song, But Some Are Not Able



Compared To Me You're Just Crumbs On The Table




In My Prime, More Vocal Than I've Ever Been



I'm Not An Amateur, Sort Of Like A Veteran



Split From The Bums, Arriving From A Long Trip



Now I'm Bac