Central Scrutinizer:

But One Night, At The Social Club Meeting

Mary Didn't Show Up . . .

She Was Sucking Cock Backstage At The Armory

In Order To Get A Pass

To See Some Big Rock Group For Free . . .



Larry:

Hey Hey Hey All You Girls In These

Industrial Towns

I Know You're Prob'ly Gettin' Tired

Of All The Local Clowns

They Never Give You No Respect

They Never Treat You Nice

So Perhaps You Oughta Try

A Little Friendly Advice

And Be A CREW SLUT



Hey, You'll Love It

Be A CREW SLUT

It's A Way Of Life

Be A CREW SLUT

See The World

Don't Make A Fuss, Just Get On The Bus

CREW SLUT

Add Water, Makes Its Own Sauce

Be A CREW SLUT

So You Don't Forget, Call Before Midnite Tonite

The Boys In The Crew

Are Just Waiting For You



You Never Get To Move Around

You Never Go Nowhere

I Know Yer Prob'ly Gettin' Tired

Of All The Guys Out There

You Always Wondered What It's Like

To Go From Place To Place

So, Darlin', Take A Little Ride

On The Mixer's Face

Be A CREW SLUT

Just Follow The Magic Footprints

Be A CREW SLUT

Hey, You'll Love It!

Be A CREW SLUT

It's A Way Of Life

I Ain't Gonna Squash It

And You Don't Need To Wash It!

CREW SLUT

Hey, I'll Buy You A Pizza

CREW SLUT

Of Course I'll Introduce You To Warren

The Boys In The Crew

Are Only Waiting For You



Larry:

Well You Been To Alabama, Girl,

'N Georgia Too

'N All The Boys In The Crew

Is Bein' Good To You

I Know You're Sayin' To Yourself

"This Is The Way To Go"

'Cause When You Need A Little Extra

They Will Give You Some Mo'

'Cause You're The CREW SLUT



Mary:

I'm Into Leather . . .



Larry:

That's Good!



Road Crew Chorus:

CREW SLUT



Larry:

A Lot Of The Boys In The Crew

Love Leather . . .