Lazy Stage-star; Wanna Be A Raver
You've Gotta Make It All Happen Insane
Crazy Raver; Wanna Be A Big Star
You've Gotta Make It All Happen Again
You Want It Easy But You Don't Understand
They'll Crush Your Diamonds In A One-night Stand
You'll Be A "Biggie" Then You'll Be A "nobody-at-all"
So While You're There You'd Better Show Us A Ball
And Wear Your Sequins Or Wear Nothing At All
Take Us To Heaven With Our Backs To The Wall
The Climbing's Hard But It's Easy To Fall
Oh! Here's A Monkey With A Message For Us All
Go Be A Crazy Raver, Oh! Oh! Yeah
Go Be A Crazy Raver

Maybe Lady; Wanna Be My Baby
Go To Heaven In Your Satin And Lace
Crazy Baby, Gotta Dress So Shady
Then Come And Meet Me In Some Far-out Place
We'll Go Together Like Water And Sand
Be Seen Together Walking Hand-in-hand
A Pair Of Swells Who've Got Nothing To Do But Romance
You'll Be A Rhapsody, The Belle O' The Dance
Become A Stir And Play The Public Nuisance
Ascend A Stairway Up To Paris In France
Become The Lady Of The Dietrich Stance
Then Pick The One Of Your Nouveau Fancy
And Be A Crazy Raver
And Be A Crazy Raver