I Picked A Cookie From The Wrong Batch



I Found An Egg Unable To Hatch



I Started A Fire But I Could Not Find A Match



Cause You Wore A Cowboy Hat



In The Middle Of The Highway



A Cowboy Hat



Fears Flying Everywhere



A Cowboy Hat



And Your Middle Finger Pointed At Me




I Saw A Goldfish Swimming Downstream



I Picked An Orange From The Wrong Tree



You're The Most Valuable Player, But I've Chosen The Wrong Team




Cause You Wore A Cowboy Hat



In The Middle Of The Highway



A Cowboy Hat



Fears Flying Everywhere



A Cowboy Hat



And Your Middle Finger Pointed At Me




Cause You Wore A Cowboy Hat



In The Middle Of The Highway



A Cowboy Hat



Fears Flying Everywhere



A Cowboy Hat



And Your Middle Fingers Pointed At Me



A Cowboy Hat



Lying In The Desert



A Cowboy Hat



Soaking In The Gutter



A Cowboy Hat



And Your Middle Fingers Pointed At Me