I Made Love To Ya All Night Long
Then I Got Up To Write You A Song
I Watched Ya Sleep And I Fell In Love
Ya Must've Been Sent From Heaven Above
Don't Think You Could Never Do No Wrong

Then You Farted....
Oh Girl You Farted..

First I Thought That It Was Kinda Cute
I Surpresed A Smile When I Heard Your Girly Poot
Then Came The Smell Came Whoftin By
And Brought A Little Tear Drop To My Eye
I Think That I'll Go Sleep Out On The Couch

Cause You Farted...

You Could Make Milk Curdle
Make Your Skin Crawl
Make The Paint Peal Off Of The Wall
I Won't Sleep Under The Covers No More
Since The Hot Winds Blew From Out Your Back Door

Baby, It Sure Has Been A Gas
But Somethin' Up And Died Inside Your Ass
And Sure As Hell That My Name Is Stephen
Its About Time That I Got Even
Get Ready For The Magic Im About To Pass...

I Think I Shit My Pants.