(Catesby Jones/Dennis Lord)

I Took A Double Take Out On The Interstate
When I Saw Her Makin' Eyes At Me
So I Followed Her Down - The Clubhouse Drive
Past The Pool On The 18th Green
In The Parkin' Lot...I Said It's Mighty Hot
Maybe I Could Buy You A Beer
She Said I'm Glad You Asked...but I'll Have To Pass
Cause Only Members Are Allowed In Here...and I Said

Well I'm A Member Of A Country Club
Country Music Is What I Love
I Drive An Old Ford Pick-up Truck
I Do My Drink-in From A Dixie Cup
Yea I'm A Bona-fide Dancin' Fool
I Shoot A Mighty Mean Game Of Pool
At Any Honky-tonk Roadside Pub
I'm A Member Of A Country Club

You Look So Invitin'...thought It Might Be Excitin'
For A Woman With A Limousine
To Go Bouncin Around...in A Beat Up Truck
With A Man...in Wore Out Jeans
It's Five O'clock Before Friday Night
Here's Where The Fun Begins
So Don't Worry 'bout Your Reputation
Cause You Can Tell All Your Friends

Well I'm A Member Of A Country Club
Country Music Is What I Love
I Drive An Old Ford Pick-up Truck
I Do My Drink-in From A Dixie Cup
Yea I'm A Bona-fide Dancin' Fool
I Shoot A Mighty Mean Game Of Pool
At Any Honky-tonk Roadside Pub
I'm A Member Of A Country Club

Well I'm A Member Of A Country Club
Country Music Is What I Love
I Drive An Old Ford Pick-up Truck
I Do My Drink-in From A Dixie Cup
Yea I'm A Bona-fide Dancin' Fool
I Shoot A Mighty Mean Game Of Pool
At Any Honky-tonk Roadside Pub
I'm A Member Of A Country Club