I'm Countin' The Cattle: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5...

I'm Countin' The Cattle

Just To Check If There Alive

I'm Counting' The Cattle: 6, 7, 8, 9, 10

I'm Countin' The Cattle Once Again.



Well, The First Little Cow

She Went For A Climb, Fell Off The

Mountain - And Then We Were 9

The Second Little Cow, She Went Out

For A Date

Discovered It Was Wolfie

And Then We Were 8



I'm Countin'...



Well Number 3 & Number 4 They Were Longhorned Chicks

- Met Some Horny Bulls

And Now I'm Only Countin' 6



Number 5, 6 & 7 Went Out Without Their Key

The're Hanging At The Butchers

And I'm Only Counting 3



I'm Countin'...



Well The 8·9 Said: - We're Never Havin'

Fun!! They Packed Their Things

And Left! And I'm Only Countin'

1!!



Well Here We Are

Me And Molly

She Is Brown-spottet, Cheerful

And She's Jolly

Our Son Is A Muuhtant

- But Who Gives A Damn

- I Mean, When The Folks

Downtown, Calls Us:

Mister And Mam!!



I'm Counting'...