Kevin At The Kitchen Table

Short Of Breath, Legally Disabled

Wife Walks In She's So Surprised

So Dissapointed I'm Still Alive

I Say I'm Hungry For Biscuits And Gravy

But Patty Melts That You Always Made Me

And I Can't Eat Them, Anymore



Chorus 1:

They Say Greese Kills, Taste Good To Me

Day In, Day Out, It's All I Eat

A Third By-pass, Unclog The Bile

Just To Clog Them Again

Never Felt Worst, A Constant Thirst

Lordy How My Mouth Dun Hurts

I Blame My Job, I Blame My Wife

For This Coronary Life



Kevin On The E.R. Table

My Vital Signs Ain't Too Stable

Hey Doc, I'm Proud Of You

I Didn't Think That I'd Pull Through

And Later In Intensive Care

I Have The Nurses Laughing There

So Thankful Blue-cross Will Pay



Chorus 2:

For The Pills, My IV's

A Thousand Dollar E.K.G

And That's The Last

Time I'll Need Angioplasty

It's Off I Go, Too Tae-boe

To Improve My Cardio

Guess 'bout Time I Said Goodbye

To My Coronary Life



Sweat Pourin' Off Me At The Health Spa

That Old Stair Master Wore Me Out Again

You Know I Can't Believe How Much I've Missed

The Way I Used To Live



Chorus 3:

I'd Eat Red Meat

Pickled Pigs Feet

Always Craving Something Sweet

My Food Was Fast

But That's The Past

I Can't Eat Them Again

Arobicize, Reduce My Thighs

No More German Chocolate Pies

I Miss My Fudge, I Miss My Pies

And My Coronary Life