Who Watches Over You While You Sleep?

It's Me - The Civil Servant.

I Keep You Safe At Night - Safe From The Murderers, Rapists And Perverts.

I Walk Around On The Streets You're Used To Walking On All Day Long,

And At Night When They Come Around - Motherf**ker I'm Around - And They Ain't Around For Too Long.

When I Get Called On A 1-8-7 - I'm The First To Arrive On The Scene,

I Break His To The Ground Motherf**ker, Hey I Get Pretty F**king Mean.

And You Ask Me How I Live My Life - On This Measley Police Salary?

I'm In It For The Perks - The Bribes - The Police Brutality.



(CHORUS 1)

I'm A Cop! I'm A King! I'm A Motherf**ker With A Gun! I'll Take You Down - I'll Break You Down - You Better Run - You Better Run!

I'm A Cop - I'm A King - I'm Gonna Make Your Momma Cry! I'll Make That Bitch Kneel Down In Church And Scream "Why Jesus WhY!"

I'm A Cop.



I Joined The Academy At 18 - Gonna Retire At 38.

Got A House On Staten Island - Motherf**ker- I Already Paid For It, It's F**king Great.

I Think About Life And I Think About Death Everyday -

Some Shit You Never Worry About -

Because All Those F**king Taxes You Pay.

I Like To Grab Em By The Neck - Take Em To Hell - Take Em Down Under,

I Like To F**k His Ass - F**k His Mouth - F**k His Ass With A Plunger!

Believe Me, Motherf**ker. I'll Kick You In The Jaw,

I'll Show You Things - Show You Things - You Never Saw - You Never SAW!!



(CHORUS 2)

Cuz I'm A Cop - I'm A King! I'm A Motherf**king Giant! I'll Make You Tell Me Everything You Know, Then I'll Tell You That You're F**king Lying!

I'm A Cop. I'm A King. Gonna Make Your Momma Cry. I'll Make That Bitch Kneel Down In Church And Scream "Why Jesus Why!?"



(REPEAT CHOURS 1)



F**k Your Daddy!

F**k Your Family!

F**k Your Welfare!

F**k Your Self!



I'M A COP!