Girl: It's My Cookie!

Boy: It Is Not, It's Mine!

Girl: No, It's My Cookie!

Cookie Monster: Dum-de-dum-dum-dum ... What Seem To Be Problem?

Girl: Well, There's Only One Cookie Here And We Both Want It.

Boy: Yeah And It's Mine!

Girl: It Is Not! It's My Cookie! I Saw It First!

Boy: Yeah, But --

Cookie Monster: Hold On, Me Will Decide Who Get Cookie.

Girl: Are You Kidding?!?

Boy: Yeah, You're The Cookie Monster! If You Decide, We Know Who Will Get The Cookie!

Girl: We Weren't Born Yesterday, You Know!

Cookie Monster: Now Hold On, Hold On ... Okay, Me Decided That Smallest Person Get Cookie!

Girl: Of All The -- The Smallest Person Gets The Cookie?

Cookie Monster: Uh-huh.

Girl: (squatting Down) Okay I'm The Smallest! I'm The Smallest!

Boy: Hey, That's Not Fair! You're Scrunching Down!

Girl: I'm The Smallest!

Boy: You Can't Do That, I'm Smaller Than You!

Cookie Monster: (stopping Them) Okay, Okay. (to Girl) You Small, (to Boy) You Smaller, But --

(Cookie Monster Stands Aside And Suddenly Begins To Shrunk To Pint-size.)

Girl: How'd He Do That?

Boy: I Don't Know, But He's The Smallest!

Cookie Monster: (high-pitched Voice) I Do Anything For Cookie!

(Cookie Monster Picks Up The Cookie, Now Bigger Than He Is, And Marches Off.)