This Ain't No Competition Girl


You Don't Have To Be A Super Sleuth


You Don't Have To Be A Vixen Now


You Don't Have To Do Anything They Do


And Suddenly All Your Bedroom Turns Around


Into Some Sort Of Mission


And Suddenly All Your Bedroom Turns Around


And The Mirror Says Just Listen


Cause You're A Competition Girl


Competition Girl


And Suddenly All Your Bedroom Turns Around


This Ain't No Competition Girl


You Don't Have To Wear Envy Like Pearls


Get It Out And Throw It In The Can


Let It Out Because It's Not About The Man


And Suddenly All Your Bedroom Turns Around


Just Like A Jealous Lover


And Suddenly All Your Bedroom Turns Around


And There's Girls On Your Bedsheet Cover


Cause You're A Competition Girl


Competition Girl


And Suddenly All Your Bedroom Turns Around


I'm Sick Of Some Chix


And Their Dirty Trix


Cause You're A Competition Girl


Competition Girl