The Royal Penis Is Clean Your Highness


Thank You, King Shit


Yeah Motherf**kers! Welcome To The United States Of America.


Time To Roll Out The Red Carpet On Y'all Bitch Asses.


Hailin From The Filthy, Dirty South, Where The Kings Lay.


Ludacris; Disturbin' Tha Peace Family. Recognize Royalty


When You Hear It. The Throne Has Been Taken, So Kiss This


Nigga's Earring. Luda Throw Some Grapes On These Bitches!


[ludacris]


These Bitches Throwin Rose Petals At My Feet Mayn!


They Wanna Spoil Me, Treatin Me Like Royalty;


What I'm 'sposed To Do? It's Such A Sweet Thang


Work That Track, Whip 'em Like Kunta


That's Why They Stay Down, They Loyal Citizens Of Zamunda


By Way Of A-t-l; If You Disagree


Don't Even Look At Me Ho Don't Pass Go Just Go Straight To Jail


With No Probation Or Bail, But This Ain't Monopoly


It's Jolly Green Giants Cause We Smoke So Much Brocc**i


Uh-oh, Spaghetti-o's! Luda's Oodles Of Noodles


And Testin Me Is Like Pitbulls Put Up To Poodles


My Rap Career Goes Back Further Than Yo' Father Hairline


It's Ludacris - I Pack More Nuts Than Delta Airlines


I'm Fly, Even When I Get High I Work Cash


And Even Got My Coats Bumped Up To First Class


I'm Boss To All Employees - And I'm Here To Teach The Principle


Cause I've Been Saved By Mo' Bells Than Lark Vorhees


Man F**k That Nigga 'cris Man, For Real Man. I'm Tired Of


This Shit Man. Man I Try To Rap For The Nigga, I Try To Get


A Nigga Tracks; He Ain't Hearin My Shit. Man For Real.


Man My Four-year-old Son Can Rap Better Than That Nigga;


Man That Nigga Garbage. Man I Got Talent Too, The Nigga Ain't


Hearin Me. Man Iii-iiiis This Shit On? 'cris, C'mon 'cris.


'cris, F'real Man. F**k You Nigga, Man F**k You!


[ludacris]


F**k You Too! What You Wanna Do, Scrawny Nigga


But I Got A Arsenal Of Automatics Down To Twenty-twos


Know How To Use 'em, Fight Dirty As Shit


I Throw A Grenade And All-in-one Bury A Clique


You See Y'all Got It All Wrong Like Women In Tuxedos


And Comin Up Shorter Than Five