I've All My Wisdom Teeth

Two Up Top, Two Beneath

And Yet I'll Recognise

My Mouth Says Things That Aren't So Wise

But When I Sing My Darling's Praise

I Know I'm Right, Or Close Anyways

For She's A Gem Upon This Earth

I Know To Me She Will Return



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Oh I Know It's True, I Know It's True

That I Was Made For Her, And She Me Too

And I'm Confident That She'll Think So Too

And She'll Be Coming Back...soon



Mornings We Have Toast And Tea

I Gaze Across The Table, She Glares Right Back At Me

And When We're Getting Low On Jam

I Give Her The Last Spoonful, That's Just The Way I Am

And I Drive Her To Work Each Day

Even Though It's Early And Work Is Far Away

And I Don't Even Say A Thing

When She Plays The Radio So Loud You Cannot Think



I Can't Stand Her Goddamned Friends

But I Will Tolerate Them, Even Though I Hate Them

And I Will Put Up With Her Parents

'cause She Says I'll Not Meet Someone Who Is So Kind And Sweet

Ever Again..