You Went Away Your Parents Paid

Time To Drink, Smoke Weed, And Get So Laid

Watch Your Morals And Your Faith Fade

Joined Their Game And Then You Played…how Sad



He's A College Casualty That's All He Ever Wanted To Be

She's A College Casualty Time To Go Crazy Cause Now She's Free

They Are College Casualties, Sororities, Fraternities, And Beer You'll See

You're A College Casualty Lost Your Real Friends, So Are You Happy?



Your Four Years Are Up And You're Not The Same

You Got Three-cent Morals And A Forty Thousand Dollar Brain

You Forgot Who You Were For The College Fame

You Left The Ones You Loved In So Much Pain, What For?



Waste Your Parent's Money In An Alcoholic Haze

Four Years Of Education Flushed Right Down The Drain

You Didn't Learn Nothing, Just Got A Lousy Degree

And That Piece Of Paper Makes You Better Then Me?