Hey! Whiskey Burns Me Up, Wine Turns My Teeth All Red.
Tequila Makes Me Loco, Champagne Hurts My Head.
But Let Me Tell Ya I′m A Real Big Fan, Of Ice Fishin' For Them Aluminum Cans.
I′m Just A Cold Beer Drinker, Check Out The Callus On Pop-top Finger.
Got A Cooler In The Back With A 12 Pack Ready To Roll.
I'm A Killer Karaoke Country Singer, Top-water Rattle-trap Spinner Bait Slinger,
King Of The Grill And A Short Putt Sinker,
I'm Just A Cold Beer Drinker.

Monday Through 5 O′ Clock Friday I′m A Hard Workin' Man.
Responsible, Kinda Dull, Head-down, Stick To The Plan.
But All My Buddies Know Me Better Than That, Get Us All Together And We Start Throwin′ 'em Back.

I′m Just A Cold Beer Drinker, Check Out The Callus On Pop-top Finger.
Got A Cooler In The Back With A 12 Pack Ready To Roll.
I'm A Killer Karaoke Country Singer, Top-water Rattle-trap Spinner Bait Slinger,
King Of The Grill And A Short Putt Sinker,
I′m Just A Cold Beer Drinker, I'm Just A Cold Beer Drinker.

As Far As I'm Concerned, It′s The All-American Way.
Twist The Top Off, Just To Cap Off The Day, Hey Hey, Hey Hey, Hey Hey.

I′m Just A Cold Beer Drinker, Check Out The Callus On Pop-top Finger.
Got A Cooler In The Back With A 12 Pack Rarin' To Go.
Don′t You Know I'm A Killer Karaoke Country Singer,
Top-water Rattle-trap Spinner Bait Slinger, King Of The Grill And A Short Putt Sinker,
I′m Just A Cold Beer Drinker, I'm Just A Cold Beer Drinker, I′m Just A Cold Beer Drinker. Yeah.