Coin-operated Boy
Sitting On The Shelf
He Is Just A Toy
But I Turn Him On
And He Comes To Life

Automatic Joy
That Is Why I Want
A Coin-operated Boy

Made Of Plastic And Elastic
He Is Rugged And Long-lasting
Who Could Ever Ever Ask For More?
Love Without Complications Galore

Many Shapes And Weights To Choose From
I Will Never Leave My Bedroom
I Will Never Cry At Night Again
Wrap My Arms Around Him And Pretend..

Coin-operated Boy
All The Other Real Ones That I Destroy
Cannot Hold A Candle To My New Boy And I'll
Never Let Him Go And I'll Never Be Alone
Never Let Him Go
And I'll Never Be Alone - Go (x11)

And I'll Never Be Alone
Not With My Coin-operated Boy..

This Bridge Was Written To Make You Feel Smittener
With My Sad Picture Of Girl Getting Bitterer
Can You Extract Me From My Plastic Fantasy
I Didn't Think So But Im Still Convinceable
Will You Persist Even After I Bet You
A Billion Dollars That I'll Never Love You
And Will You Persist Even After I Kiss You

Goodbye For The Last Time
Will You Keep On Trying To Prove It?
I'm Dying To Lose It..
I'm Losing, My Confidence

I Want It
I Want To
I Want You (x15)
I Want A (x5) Coin-operated Boy.

And If I Had A Star To Wish On
For My Life I Can't Imagine
Any Flesh And Blood Could Be His Match
I Can Even Take Him In The Bath

Coin-operated Boy
He May Not Be Real Experienced With Girls
But I Know He Feels Like A Boy Should Feel

Isn't That The Point
That Is Why I Want A
Coin-operated Boy

With His Pretty Coin Operated Voice
Saying That He Loves Me
That He's Thinking Of Me
Straight And To The Point
That Is Why I Want

A Coin-operated Boy.