Clowns Are Neato Clowns Are Fun - Clowns Are Loved By Everyone - Cops N' Commies Even Fags - Everybody Loves A Gag - Clowns Everywhere Are Freakin' Out - In Parades They Scream N' Shout - They're Sad As Hell, And They're Singin' The Blues - Cause No One Laughs At Their Great Big Shoes - Here's Some Clowns We Really Love: Bozo, Scoopy, Rusty Nails - Here's A Clown We Really Hate: Ronald McDonald - (He's Only In It For The Burgers) - I Saw A Clown In The Mall Today - My Brother Cried And He Ran Away - They Get No Respect, Aren't Served In Bars - No Matter How Many Friends They Can Fit In Their Cars - The Other Day I Was Drivin' Around In The Clown-mobile With 17 Of My - Friends Towin' The - Ferris Wheel In The Back And This Cop Pulls Me Over And Says, "Where Ya - Goin' Bozo?" - I Said, "I'm Not Bozo. I Sure Wish I Was, Though. The Man's A Friggin' - Genius." - Clowns Are Forced To Take Jobs Across The Nation - Below The Level Of Their Education - It's Hard As Hell To Make Ends Meet - With A Painted Face And Gigantic Feet - Yesterday I Was Sittin' In A Bar Havin' A Drink And This Clown Walks In And - Says, - "Bartender, Give Me A Tree Fort." The Bartender Looks At Him And Says, - "What's In - A Tree Fort?" "Playboy Books And Cigars." - Last Verse Same As The First Acapulco Version, Ten Times Worse