Just Cos I Ain't Never 'ad, No, Nothing Worth Having


Never Ever, Never Ever


You Ain't Got No Call Not To Think I Wouldn't Fall


Into Thinking That I Ain't Too Clever


And It Ain't Not Having Oen Thing Nor Another


Niether, Either Is It Anything, Whatever


And It's Not Not Knowing That Thier Ain't Nothign Showing


And I Answer To The Name Of Trever, However


Just Cos I Ain't Never Said, No, Nothing Worth Saying


Never Ever, Never Ever, Never Ever


Things 'ave Got Read Into What I Never Sad, 'till Me Mouth Becomes Me 'ead


Which Ain't Not All That Clever


And It's Not Not Saying One Thing Nor Another


Neither, Either Is Ist Anything I Haven't Said, Whatever


And It Ain't Not Proving That Me Mind Ain't Moving


And I Answer To The Naem Of Trever, However


Knock Me Down With A Feather


Clever Trevor


Widebrows Wonder Wether Clever Trevor's Clever


Either Have They Got


Nor Neither Haven't Not


Got No Right To Make A Clot


Our Of Trevor


Why Should I Feel Bad About Something I Ain't 'ad


Such Stupidness Is Mad Cos Nothing Underfoot


Comes To Nothing Less To Add To A Load Of Old Toot


And I Ain't Half Not Half Co There's Nowhere To Put It


Even If I 'ad I'm A Bit Of A Jack The Lad


Knock Me Down With A Feather


Clever Trevor


Widebrows Wonder Wether Clever Trevor's Clever


Either Have They Got


Nor Neither Haven't Not


Got No Right To Make A Clot


Our Of Trevor


Also, It Takes Much Longer To Get Up North, The Slow Way