Just Cos I Ain't Never 'ad, No,

Nothing Worth Having

Never Ever, Never Ever

You Ain't Got No Call Not To Think

I Wouldn't Fall

Into Thinking That

I Ain't Too Clever

And It Ain't Not Having

One Thing Nor Another

Neither, Either Is It Anything, Whatever

And It's Not Not Knowing That

There Ain't Nothing Showing

And I Answer To The Name

Of Trever, However



Just Cos I Ain't Never Said, No,

Nothing Worth Saying

Never Ever, Never Ever, Never Ever

Things 'ave Got Read Into What I Never Sad,

Till Me Mouth Becomes Me 'ead

Which Ain't Not All That Clever

And It's Not Not Saying

One Thing Nor Another

Neither, Either Is It Anything

I Haven't Said, Whatever

And It Ain't Not Proving

That Me Mind Ain't Moving

And I Answer To The Name

Of Trever, However



Knock Me Down With A Feather

Clever Trevor

Widebrows Wonder Whether

Clever Trevor's Clever

Either Have They Got

Nor Neither Haven't Not

Got No Right To Make A Clot

Out Of Trevor



Why Should I Feel Bad

About Something I Ain't 'ad

Such Stupidness Is Mad

Cos Nothing Underfoot

Comes To Nothing Less To Add

To A Load Of Old Toot

And I Ain't Half Not Half

Cos There's Nowhere To Put It

Even If I 'ad I'm A Bit Of A Jack The Lad



Knock Me Down With A Feather

Clever Trevor

Widebrows Wonder Whether

Clever Trevor's Clever

Either Have They Got

Nor Neither Haven't Not

Got No Right To Make A Clot

Out Of Trevor



Also, It Takes Much Longer

To Get Up North, The Slow Way