The Audience Is Rowdy And The Rain Is Pourin' Down

They Want Some Arlo Guthrie, I Wanna Get Outta Town

They're Asking The Impossible, There's Just No Way To Make Them See

And When I Try To Tell 'em, I Hear Them Yellin' Back At Me



Christine Lavin Could Do It

Christine Lavin Would Win

She'd Just Come Walkin' On The Stage With Her Fancy Clothes On

Sing A Little, Rap A Little, Twirl Her Baton

Christine Lavin Could Do It



I Dreamed I Went To Heaven, I Approached The Pearly Gates

They Looked All Through My Papers, Said "There Must Be Some Mistake,

Your Name's Not On The Roster, You Haven't Passed Your First Exam".

I Said "I Been Busy Workin, I Don't Think You Really Understand".



And They Said "Christine Lavin Could Do It

Christine Lavin Got In

She Just Came Walkin Through The Gates With Her Fancy Clothes On

Sang A Little Rapped A Little, Twirled Her Baton

Christine Lavin Could Do It".