("Check, Check, OK ... Cool") {Beavis And Butthead Sample}
("Here We Go") (Rolling)

(Hey)
Yeah

Carjack Used 2 Fix Flat Tires ("Get Your Ass Out Here Right Now!")
Cadillac Used 2 Be A Benz ("Hey, Get Out Of The Street")
Big Joint Never Gotcha Higher
Freebase Cost U In The End

CHORUS:
I'm Just A No-name Reporter, I Wish Had Nothin' 2 Say
Lookin' Through My New Camcorder Tryin' 2 Find A Crime That Pays
I Get Hit By Mortars, Everywhere I Go I'm Loiterin'
Chaos And Disorder Rulin' My World 2 Day

He's Gay Used 2 Mean He's Happy
Nowadays Happy Ain't Allowed ("Forward!")
U're Played Used 2 Mean Top 40
("U're Listening 2 WNPG And We Welcome U 2 Chaos And Dis...")
Now 40 Days Of Bein' Played Ain't Proud

CHORUS

Yeah, Woo!
(Yeah, Yeah, Yeah) {x2}

Safe Sex Used 2 Mean No Babies When Intercourse Used 2 Mean Fun
If I Had 15 Ladies, I Would Only Fuck With One

I Get Hit By A Mortar, Everywhere I Go I'm Loiterin'
Chaos And Disorder Rulin' My World 2 Day
(Escuchame, No Se Puede Está Mas Joven Que Antes)

{Listen 2 Me, U Can't Be Younger Than Before}

(Qué Es Eso Que Le Preocupa Al Sénor?)

{What Are U Worried About, Sir?}

(Nunca Sé La Vi Yo La Señora)
{I Never Saw Her}

Yeah Yeah Yeah!
(I'm Not Gonna Tolerate U People Without A Warrant)
Yeah Yeah Yeah!
(Oh No No!)
Huh!