I Think I Got A Crush On Celine Dion


The Way She Beats Her Chest When She Sings A Love Song


There's Something About Her, Makes Me Want To Feed Her


And I'd Love To Be Mister Celine Dion


She'll Sing A Song In English, Then She'll Sing En Francais


Both The Songs Will Suck, But I Love Her Anyway


She's Full Of Emotion, I'm Full Of Devotion


For Celine, And I'll Be Hers Some Day





Chorus:


Oh Celine Dion, You Soft Rock My World


Won't You Please Be My Celine


I'd Do Anything If You'd Be My Girl


Oh Be My Girl Celine





I Sent You Cards And Letters, But You Don't Respond


(you Don't Respond)


You Play Hard To Get, But My Heart Goes On And On


(on And On.....)


I Just Want To Say, Je Vous Aimerais


And I Can See Your House From My Van





Chorus





Her Skin's So Soft And Clean


Just Like Porceline


I Wish She'd Slather Me


With A Tub Of Vaseline


That Was A Little Creepy


I'm Sorry Celine (celine) Celine (celine)


Celine